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Fresh Networks Give Away Babies for Christmas!!

Should this type of behaviour be allowed in today's cut and thrust, fast paced, hyperbolic curve, social media landscaped world of ours? Tell us what you think. 

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Last Friday, under the cover of darkness, Barry Furryballs and co. at Fresh Networks decided to give some babies away as reward for some fancy social media monitoring. They have undertaken some pretty decent research (you didn't hear us say that....you did it in your mind, with that internal voice you use) on the social media monitoring marketplace. This is a space akin to Gloucestershire a couple of years ago, and you can't move for such tools leaking in through the gaps under doors etc.

Fresh Networks have put up the sand bags and enabled us mere mortals to benefit from their work and be presented with some good information on ten of the top tools. If, like many others, you're looking at this space you could do worse than download the Fresh Networks report, you could be stuffing your face with mashed potato for example.

But this is still no excuse to give away babies. BABIES ARE FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS!

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Dec 08, 2010
Twankers - Social Mediocrity said...
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: It was brought to our attention yesterday (probably too many times) that Barry Furryballs does not work for Fresh Networks, but in fact Fresh Resources. He therefore had absolutely nothing to do with this high quality report, it was all the work of the lovely people at Fresh Networks. and now we have this confirmed it makes complete sense, Barry would have surpassed himself. Our confusion came from the word "Fresh" and the colour green, and being slightly tongue in cheek. Next we'll be told Steve Jobs wasn't responsible for Windows 7 (which of curse he was....back in 2002). We hope this clears up any confusion. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was unavailable for comment.

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